...hackers center

Živa istina, ovo se stvarno dogodilo:

Zaposlenik: E, crkla mi je pržilica, a moram ići za pola sata. Daj mi molim te na svom kompu sprži onu moju prezentaciju na CD. Tamo je na mom
home-u,zadnja, složi po datumu.
Tehničar: Prezentaciju na CD? Pa koliko je to veliko?
Zaposlenik: Pa š!ta ja znam, valjda megu, dvije, deset, sigurno stane na CD.
Tehničar: Ali na CD stane 700 megi!
Zaposlenik: Pa da. Znači stane.
Tehničar: Pa nešu valjda pržiti medij od 700 megi zbog par megi!
Zaposlenik: CD košta kunu.
Tehničar: Pa da, ali na njega stane 700 megi!
Zaposlenik: Dam ti kunu.
Tehničar: Ma ne razumiješ me, nema smisla tako malo stavljati na CD,šteta ga je.
Zaposlenik: Dam ti svoj CD. I kunu. I pivu ti platim.
Tehničar: Pa pošalji si mejlom prezentaciju.
Zaposlenik: Ne mogu, nemam Internet u hotelu.
Tehničar: Ne kaže se...
Zaposlenik: DOBRO, ZNAM! Nemam... Vezu.
Tehničar: Dam ti ja svoj stick. Hočeš na sticku?
Zaposlenik: Nemam USB na laptopu. Nemam u što uštekati stick. Sprži mi CD.
Tehničar: A baš ti treba ta prezentacija tamo?
Zaposlenik: Da, treba mi.
Tehničar: Ne možeš!...
Zaposlenik: Ne mogu.
Tehničar: Kako znaš što sam te htio pitati?
Zaposlenik: NE ZNAM, ne znam... OK, dobro. Pitaj.
Tehničar: Ide Mario s tobom, mogu dati njemu na sticku. On ima novi laptop.
Zaposlenik: Mario ide u drugi hotel.
Tehničar: Pa dođi do njega i neka ti da.
Zaposlenik: Gle, sprži mi CD. Jednostavnije je.
Tehničar: Pa u čemu je problem? Odete fino na pivu prije prezentacije...
Zaposlenik: Prezentacija je u 10! Ja moram biti tamo u 9! Neću pit pivu za dobro jutro.
Tehničar: Ma dobro, možeš! i kavu...
Zaposlenik: Molim te sprži mi CD. Imam još malo vremena, moram još pokupiti odijelo.
Tehničar: Ma bi, ali ako se može nekako drugačije, ipak...
Zaposlenik: Ali ne može. Ovako je najjednostavnije. Daj, sprži ga.
Tehničar: Dam ti svoj laptop. Ali odmah mi ga vrati!
Zaposlenik: Na tvom laptopu nema Windowsa.
Tehničar: Pa imaš drugi Office na njemu, radi to. Još je bolji taj Office, možeš printat u PDF i...
Zaposlenik: Vjerujem da radi i da je super, ali ja ne znam s time raditi, zapet će mi nešto...
Tehničar: Dođi, ja ti sad pokažem!
Zaposlenik: Gle, nemam vremena, sprži mi taj CD. Mo-lim--te! Dam ti sto CD-a da mi spržiš! taj jedan.
Tehničar: Ni pet posto prostora...
Zaposlenik: NIJE ME...!
Zaposlenik: OK, sprži prezentaciju i dodaj 600 megi pornjave. I požuri.

Dakle, ovo je lista najglupljih postova, pm-ova, e-mailova koji su ikad upućeni hakerima. U tim postovima se tražila pomoć od hakera. Postovi su na engleskom, svi bi valjdatrebali razumjeti :D. Pazite ovo:

1.
Name: Shotty
Joined: Jul 31, 2005
poruka:
HOW CAN ONE HACK USA BANKS LOGINS, PAYPAL ID AND PASSWORD.
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I NEED SOMEONE TO TEACH ME HOW TO HACK OUT VARIOUS BANK LOGINS IN THE UNITED STATES AND UNITED KINGDOM.I SEE PEOPLE TO IT HERE AND MAKE MONEY BUT THEY ARE NOT WILLING TO TEACH.I A SEEKING FOR WHOM TO WORK WITH ,CAN EVEN TRADE WITH MY LIFE......I WANT TO BE IN THE LEAUGUE OF THE BIG HACKERS..CAN ANYONE COME TO MY AID.......????

A private message was also sent to Bad_Brain and Necrix, but we keep private messages private.
no comment ROFL


2.
Name: g1m1cs
Joined: Aug 28, 2005


NEEEEDDDD HHHELLLLLPPPP PLEASE!!!!!
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I need to know if theres anyway i can post hellla fuckin messages in a message board(not this of course)... Im trying to get my post up high as fuck on a certain website. but unfortunatley the only way i know of is to post. is there like a post bomber or message board flooder you guys can help me get

o yeah hi im new *tee hee*

ps theres no flood control either on the website...
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thats the type and all

mystikblaze says: "Do you honestly think, you would receive help with this well posting in a forum?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

HAHAHAHAHA TIP JE PITAO KAKO POSTATI NA FORUM!!OMG!!! ROFL

Tko je haker?
Pa evo jedna prosta definicija hakera - osoba koja ima superiorno znanje bilo čega što ima veze s kompjuterima i internetom. Haker ima mogućnost da manipulira bilo čime što poznaje, znači on može stvoriti, uništiti, razdvojiti, ili spojiti stvari. Hakeri čine oko 95% "high-tech" indistrije vezane za kompjutere, računala, sigurnost i poslova vezanim za internet.

soon coming more..............

Evo prvo bi htio podijeliti s vama jedan tekst koji govori o hakerima. Naime, ja i Vain bi htjeli da Vi, obični smrtnici promijenite mišljenje o nama hakerima i da stvari pogledate s drugog aspekta, hakerskog. :D ;)



Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers.
"Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
Damn kids. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain,
ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what
made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of
the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it.
"No, Ms.Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I
screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through
the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is
sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or
ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils,
but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying
for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons,
and you call us criminals.
We explore... and you call us criminals.
We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals.
We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias...
and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us
and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity.
My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think,
not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.


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Hmm...Prvo da objasnim o čemu se radi. Ja i Mafia smo prije imali blog u kojem smo pisali gluposti,ali ovaj put ćemo pisat o hackingu i pomagat ćemo vam ako imate BILO KAKVIH problema s PC-em(hardwer i softwer).Mi smo tehničari za računalstvo po struci pa se ne morate brinuti koliko smo stručni ,hehe.Uostalom,ako neznamo danas znat ćemo sutra pa ćemo vam reć.
Ja ću pokušat promijenit vaše mišljenje o hakerima kao okrutnim cyber zločincima.Dakle ja sam zadužen za softverske probleme.
Mafia je black hat hacker pa njega radije pitajte pitanja vezana za hardver i za prljave poslove.


Mr Vain

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